I put a spell on you

too much too soon

ok so today i was looking for pictures of ron isley on the internet as his more recent persona, mr. biggs, and i ended up stumbling upon an interview from "murder dog magazine" with this gangsta rapper mr. bigg. i almost thought it wasn't real at first, with quotes like 'ain’t that some goddamn slick-ass shit! I am so good with words it’s a shame' and ' I’m gonna be the only nigga with a $100,000 glass eye.' but i did some more research and this cat's for real.


mr. biggs i was looking for


mr. bigg that i found


i also found this picture when i googled 'mr. bigg'. the internet is a fascinating place.

http://www.murderdog.com/april05/mrbigg/mrbigg.html
oh yeah and here is the interview. i'm pretty excited about this guy.

Another day at Michael's arts and crafts store has proven to be the worse yet. Two old ladies made me cry, and one of them was missing half her teeth.

Pennsylvania has been especially dumb after I spent half a week with Ben and the other half in South Carolina.

pennsylvania


south carolina






Oh New York, you nearly left me crippled but I can't wait to come back to you.

june 2005

I just at a can of cold spaghettios while watching royal tenebaums for the millionth time.

Emily Jane and I were supposed to spend the summer drinking and sleeping in the same bed complaining about people as we fall asleep, but now that plan has turned to shit.

There is a boy and he has glasses and livejournal is stupid but i like him too much.

Ugh. Whoever thought we would turn into these gushy messes. Her's starts with a J and mine starts with an M. Awfully cryptic, isn't it.

Yes, Pennsylvania.
No, not PENNSYLTUCKY because its a stupid and overused and simply doesn't roll off the tongue. If someone can think of a better insult for the state, I implore you, because I am sick of hearing that stupid one over and over again.

Today my mom and I were talking about how I have the tendency to obsess about the things, when she brought up:
"Maybe you should start to obsess about exercising."

Thanks mom.

Whatever man I got nothing against Billy Blanks and sneakers, as long as it doesn't interfere with my busy bro-down schedule.

So anyway I return to the city on Wednesday evening, where I'll pick up a 40 on my way home and proceed from there. Of course Emily Jane and the Captain will be there. If anyone else knows WHEN THE PARTY TRAIN LEAVES, gimme a call. I learned that expression about 10 minutes ago and will probably wear it out within the week.

I've missed you, my darlings. I leave you with this.

I know who my real friends are.

thursday:




friday:



peace on the streets.

From State College:

I just took my dog for a walk around the old neighborhood, aka the dark forest. I walked by my old elementary school, the pool where I went every year on the last day of school, the backyards I played flashlight tag in, the sidewalks I wrote on. Jesus I sound like I'm in the fucking Wonder Years. Winnie Cooper was not there.

I also walked by the yard where I got paintballed in the face, the park where we got stoned on the swingsets, and the backyard with the hottub that me and my exboyfriend had sex in over a particular drug-induced 4th of July weekend (sorry Amanda).

Being back in the hood is fucking awesome, despite the fact that my SC crew was nowhere to be found. This leaves me to hang out with my relatives, including putting makeup on my 8year old cousin (Indian child prostitute makeup) and debating religion with my North Carolinian grandparents.

My grandfather has proposed a type of investment plan: my grandmother and grandfather each put 1000 dollars in an account, along with my grandmother's sister and husband who they often spend time with at their several timeshares. This $4000 collects interest and continues to roll over the years etc etc and is not to be touched until 3 of the 4 members are dead. The last surviving member is then to throw a $4000 party (or whatever the amount is) to celebrate their surviving, and the lives of the other 3 that have past.

He is very serious about this plan and has already talked to some banks about it. Unfortunately the $4000 party will be family only, so I can't invite you all, however I will be allowed to bring a spouse/family.




And that pretty much sums up my weekend.

I just watched Pirates of the Carribean and painted my fingernails and thought "what the hey, i'll write a little sumtin sumtin in my 'journal' ". So here it motherfuckin is.

Too bad I'm too lazy to put pictures in. But I won't be one day, I dont have any interesting pictures anyway. I miss keith.

Brittany's boyfriend just caught her cat licking my kitty's butt...its terrible to be a witness to the molestation of something you hold so dearly to your heart, but is it still tragic if they seem to enjoy it? I thought so too. Even my fucking cat has a boyfriend, go figure.

Our apartment is blue and pink and is a real cool time, and since brittany's boyfriend and only two of my friends and i think have been here we are going to try to throw a party on Saturday.

PARTY
PARTY
PARTY

I dont have to work this weekend and my grandma just sent me a late valentines day check! Lets get drunk!

All the cool kids are comin. rsvpee.

ahhhhhhahahahahahhahahah

How Your Attitude Ranks

Your Attitude is Better than 15% of the Population If you scored... 80-100: You've got a winner attitude. You're always optimistic and cheery. Your personality will get you far in life. 60-79: You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you. 40 - 59: You have a positive attitude... somtimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones. 20 - 39: You have an average attitude. You take the good and bad in life as they come. Though sometimes you could use a little more good. 0-19: You have a negative attitude. You tend to see the dark side of every situation. Free ice cream? No thanks, it will just make you fat!

I'm just pretending he won for Fast Times at Ridgemont High



On Friday I'm going to see the Undertones (their first show in 18 years! says the paper) and then Spring Break is happening I guess. Poconos? Pocoyes! mwah ha. I've never met a Norwegian before... Maybe I could use some time to write my art history finals that were due last semester! Today I made a teapot in sculpture class, tommorow I'll take vigorous notes in art history to stay awake, wednesday I'll plan on going to a bunch of museums and then not go, thursday drawing will be fun for the first half hour then get boring, and friday I will finish my pop art painting and go to the show.

The Law and Order that's on right now is delightfully gruesome and also staying true to form with the main witness named "RayRay"


" You traded my soul for pogs!? "

Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts

WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."

No one wears mesh like this guy.

I went home this weekend for oral surgery and a pap smear. I know, I know your jealous...unfortunately I forgot to ask my oral surgeon and gynecologist to take pictures (bloody gums and bloodier vaginas) JK guys! JK! But I took some other, more uninteresting pictures instead.


moderate swelling after the surgery, but not that much of a departure from my double chin.


these days I eat my bananas with a knife and fork since its hard to open my mouth very wide. Sorry Casey, no blowjobs this week!!!!!!!!

And then something magical happened. After watching Jerry Orbach on Conan OBrien it was brought to my attention that there is a Law and Order coloring book. Since I know you're all interested, they're twelve dollars, but I took it upon myself to copy the pictures into my journal so you can print and color them as many times as you please! I hope you're excited as I am!





I'm still ordering three.

chirp. chirp.

"Oooh, doesn't he look mystical on this one."

State College is a magical place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Back to drinking in the house on barnard st. where most of the windows have been punched out and there are too many holes in the wall and beer bottles on the kitchen counters to be counted.mmm.

ken josh megan greg tyler candice amanda liz the clash the pogues and the gun club were there.


amangela bought some lovely pink boots


ken josh and amanda were all introduced


If ken is moves to california there will be no good record stores in state college and the nazi jokes just wont be the same. Some people here get lamer by the day (I guess there are people everywhere that get lamer by the day, though). The house on barnard st. is missing entire walls and could be blown over by a stiff breeze, and shane mcgowan is still missing a lot of teeth.

oh well

Anything to not write an art history paper.

Last night I almost got attacked by the old lady next door. I was running my water at 430 in the am when shes banging on my bathroom wall, like usual... after a brief pause the banging comes back when I realize its on my door. Not completely closed, I slam it shut and lock it just as she starts to jiggle the handle. Terrible scratching noises soon accompany as I hear her ripping shit off my door, and then her scabby nightgown noises as she shuffles back into her room. I am filled with equal parts terror and rage. She will pay.

A good excuse to move into another (bigger) room though.

Leopard print chucks for Christmas: they will be mine.

That's not James Dean thats Johnny.

Why are alana and colin so goddamn awesome?

Meanwhile I deliberate whether or not I should wait in line for Iggy Pop. I've never waited for anything like that at a record store before. When do I get there? How long do I wait? Yikes. Blargh.

Meanwhile meanwhile I am looking at Chucks online and getting pissed off at the 38 dollar price tag for a pair of hi tops. I am going to start being like Liz and buying bright red Kmart shoes. They're cooler anyway. Its true I swear!


Considering you've asked me three times in the past hour, art school still hasn't changed that much. Ha.